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Merlin
Series
-Cellmate
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Merlin is dead. No really. He's just called the most powerful man in jail a prat. A prat he happens to be cellmates with. Cue Fireworks.
Chapter Masterlist
-Extra-curricular Activites
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Arthur Pendragon's professional life is pretty simple. He meets clients, has sex, and gets paid for it. That is until Merlin Emrys enters his life and turns his world upside down.
Chapter One
-PORNO!VERSE
PAIRINGS: Arthur/Merlin, Arthur/Others
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: Arthur is a famous porn star and Merlin is an on-set lighting techician, observant, pervy, and hopelessly in love.
1. The Star of the Show
2. Don't Give Up Your Day Job - coming :)
Oneshots
-Making a point
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: After Arthur gains a lot of lustful admirers on the dance floor, Merlin takes it upon himself to stake his claim and set them straight.
-When You Can't Get The Staff
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: All Arthur wants is to buy a bloody drink. But Merlin Emrys (officially the worst shop assistant in the world) seems to be doing everything in his power to stop him from doing just that. And Arthur is not amused.
-Artistic Impression
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: In which Merlin is a shy and awkward art student and Arthur is his nude model.
- Mood:
busy
TITLE: When You Can't Get The Staff (1/1)
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
RATING: PG-13
GENRE: Modern AU, Humour, Romance
WORDS: 4500
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: All Arthur wants is to buy a bloody drink. But Merlin Emrys (officially the worst shop assistant in the world) seems to be doing everything in his power to stop him from doing just that. And Arthur is not amused.
A/N This is another one-shot I've had lying around for ages but never posted, so I hope people enjoy it!
NOTE: This is set in the UK (because, well, that's where I am) so for anyone who is not familiar, the legal drinking age is 18.
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When You Can't Get The Staff
- Mood:
creative
PAIRINGS: Merlin/Arthur, Arthur/others (well he is a porn star)
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: This part is 1300
GENRE: Modern AU, porn/shameless smut
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
WARNINGS: Porn - in more ways than one, voyeurism
SUMMARY: Arthur is a famous porn star and Merlin is an on-set lighting techician, observant, pervy, and hopelessly in love.
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- Mood:
crazy
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
GENRE: Modern AU
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: This chap is 4800
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No, really. He's just called the most powerful prisoner in jail a prat. A prat he happens to be cellmates with.
A/N Just to warn you now, this chapter gets soppy. Or soppy for this fic anyway.
Previous Chapters
- Location:Home
- Mood:
contemplative
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
GENRE: Modern AU, HookerAU
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: 2500
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Arthur Pendragon professional life is pretty simple. He meets clients, has sex, and gets paid for it. That is until Merlin Emrys enters his life and turns his world upside down.
( Chapter 1 )
- Mood:
cold
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
RATING: NC-17
GENRE: Modern AU
WORDS: This part is 4400
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He's just called the most powerful prisoner in jail a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with.
Italics this chapter is for the flashback. Just to point out the obvious. XD
Previous Chapters
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( Chapter 11 )
- Mood:
rushed
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
GENRE: Modern AU
WORDS: This part 4900
RATING: NC-17
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing. SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He's just called the most powerful prisoner in jail a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks.
A/N This chapter almost killed me. I thought it would take much longer than it did, but I sat down today all determined XD And its long! Almost 5000 words!
NOTE: Embezzlement defination is needed this chapter - the misappropriation of funds that have been entrusted to one for care or management.
Previous Chapters ( Chapter 10 )
- Mood:
crappy
That was the quickest 45 minutes EVER! I was like ‘WOT?! Its over!’
( Spoilers for 2x12 )( Read more... )
- Mood:awake
- Music:x factor
1. Do you still have tonsils? - Yes. Just checked.
2. Would you bungee jump? - Dunno. Not usually afraid of heights, but if I was dangling upside down on a string, I'd probably change my mind.
3. If You Could Do Anything In The World For A Living What Would It Be? – Nothing!
4. How many piercings do you have? - Two.
5. Your favorite fictional animal? - Unicorn.
6. One person that never fails to make you laugh? - Ben.
7. Do you consider yourself well organized? - Really, really not.
8. Any Addictions? - Diet coke. And possibly the internet. XD
9. From what news source do you receive the bulk of your news? - Internet or Heat magazine
10. Would you rather go to a carnival or circus? - There's a difference?
11. When you were twelve years old, what did you want to be when you grew up? - Artist.
12. Best Movie You've Seen This Year? - ....New Moon. Yeah, shame on me.
13. Favorite alcoholic drink - Southern Comfort and Coke
14. What is the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning? - Get ready.
15. Siblings? - One younger sister and one little brother.
17. Have you ever gone to therapy? - Um, no. Doesn't mean that I don't need to.
18. If you could have one super power what would it be? - Mind control. I don't know what that says about me...
19. Have you ever gone camping? - Hell no. I need my technology.
20. Gas prices! First thought? - My sister has my car atm, so I don't care, I don't need to pay for it.
21. Your favorite cartoon character? - The Moomans (sp??) They were really creepy and scared the crap out of me. But I love them.
22. What was your first car? - Volkwagen Polo.
23. Do you go to church? - I went for a wedding once....
24. What errand/chore do you despise? - Every single one.
25. First thought when the alarm went off this morning? - Shut the f*ck up XD
26. Last time you puked from drinking? - Few weeks ago. But that was for the first time in ages.
27. What is your heritage? - Just english. Very boring...
28. Disney or Warner Bros? - Disney. Reminds me of my childhood *sniff*
29. What is your best childhood memory? - Going to a party with ALL of my cousins. All 25 of them.
30. Last thing you bought? - A BLT sandwich.
31. What is your greatest fear? - Spiders.
32. What is your favorite candy? - Chocolate. I don't like sweets.
33. Do you burn or tan? - Neither. I am forever pale.
34. What do you dislike most about yourself? - I am very very lazy.
35. Astrological sign? - Scorpio.
36. Do you own a gun? - Well, a water pistol, if that counts
37. What did the last text you recieve say? - 'Hahaha, you are shit. I'm at Temple Meads. Come and meet me.' - from my sister
38. Dress size? - UK size 8/10
39. What can't you live without? - Chocolate, diet coke, internet, chips and gravy, my friends, my family...in that order XD
40. Child of... - the 90's, but only just.
- Location:Flat
- Mood:
bored - Music:Well I'm watching Deal or No Deal XD
TITLE: Cellmate (9/?)
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: This part is 4600
GENRE: Modern AU
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He's just called the most powerful prisoner in jail a prat. A prat he happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks.
Previous Chapters
- Mood: artistic
- Music:Rihanna - Russian Roulette
I'm having a bit of a mental breakdown, because I've got so much I want to write! (And a lot of stuff I don't want to write, like dissertations and crap). Plot bunnies are springing up everywhere, and I actually don't have enough time to write them. I keep on getting inspired and starting fics without finishing them. So, this is my priority list, where I can keep track of everything I've started and want to start, because I'm actually losing track!
All Merlin/Arthur of course, and all Modern AUs. I'm on a bit of a kick.
1) Cellmate - Ongoing - almost finished!
2) Artistic Impression sequel - It's awkward!Merlin and confident!Arthur on a date, which I said I would write. There will be cuteness, awkwardness and toilet sex. Naturally.
I've written 500 words and got the rest planned. MUST WRITE!
3) Oblivious Obsession - one-shot - almost finished!
This is the first Merlin fic I started, and had been almost finished for like 2 months. Its where Merlin is a bit of a photographic stalker, and Arthur is oblivious (as per usual). Haven't got much more to write, so MUST FINISH IT!
4) Caught Out - Two-parter - Just started.
Established relationship. Where Merlin catches Arthur wanking to a porn film, and wonders why he isn't enough for him anymore. So, of course, he tries to entice him back...;)
5) PORNO VERSE (yes, really!) - I want this to be a series of one-shots set in this verse - ALMOST finished the first two one-shots!
Arthur is a porn star! Merlin is an on-set lighting techician! I really couldn't help it, I just had to start writing this. I think I might have mental problems ;)
MUST FINISH THE FIRST ONE-SHOT! ONLY LIKE 200 WORDS TO GO!
6) Expect the Unexpected - one-shot - just started!
Arthur is a hooker and he meets the most unexpected client...a flushing and eager Merlin Emrys.
MUST COMPLETE!
....
That's a lot of writing to do....christ, I don't half make things difficult for myself. XD It certainly doesn't help that I'm the most lazy person in the world.
But, hookers, porn-stars, kinky sex games and upcoming toilet sex....How do I think of these things?!
MUST START WRITING...just as soon as I get back from the pub ;) And I wonder why I don't get anything done...
....
- Location:flat
- Mood: creative
- Music:The Pogues - Fairytale of New York
TITLE: Cellmate (8/?)
GENRE: Modern AU
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
WORDS: This chap is 4200
RATING: NC-17
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He's just called the most powerful man in jail a prat, a prat he just happens to be cellmates with.
Previous Chapters
- Mood: creative
- Music:Lostprophets - Cry me a river
- Mood:
bouncy
TITLE: Artistic Impression (1/1)
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
RATING: PG13
WORDS: 3200
GENRE: Modern AU
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
Summary: In which Merlin is an awkward and clumsy art student, and Arthur is his nude model. Enough said XD
A/N I'm making it my personal mission to cover every cliche in the modern AU world XD. This time its shy!Merlin and confident!Arthur.
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( Artistic Impression )
- Mood:
chipper
TITLE: Cellmate (7/?)
PAIRING: Merlin/Arthur
GENRE: Modern AU
WORDS: This chap almost exactly 4000
RATING: NC-17
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He just called the most powerful in prison a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with.
A/N I did it! I updated! I've been really ill the last couple of days (I got up today after the sun had gone down XD) so I'm proud this chapter is finally up!
- Mood: accomplished
- Music:Michelle Branch - Goodbye to you
PAIRINGS: Merlin/Arthur
RATING: NC-17
WORDS: Approx 3000
GENRE: Modern AU
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
WARNINGS: Possessive alley sex! Yep, it had to be done XD
Summary: After Arthur gains a lot of lustful admirers on the dance floor, Merlin takes it upon himself to stake his claim and set them straight.
A/N This is one of many Modern AU plot bunnies that keep springing up in my mind, so I had to write it. There just aren’t enough possessive Merlin fics around, or slutty Arthur for that matter XD. I wrote this a few weeks ago, but wasn’t sure whether I was going to post it.
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( Making a Point )
- Mood: artistic
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
WORDS: This part 4400
GENRE: Modern Au
RATING: NC-17
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He just called called the most dangerous prisoner in jail a prat. A prat he happens to be cellmates with. Cue fireworks.
Previous Chapters
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Back to Reality
( Chapter 6 )
- Mood:
calm - Music:Lady Gaga - Bad Romance
TITLE: Cellmate (5/?)
PAIRING: Arthur/Merlin
RATING: NC-17
GENRE: Modern AU
WORDS: This part 4000.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.
SUMMARY: Merlin Emrys is dead. No really. He just called the most powerful man in jail a prat. A prat he just happens to be cellmates with.
Previous Chapters
A/N Ok so this chapter is essentially porn. 4000 words worth. Seriously. And it almost killed me, so I hope you enjoy it!
WARNING: Chapter contains a lot of sexual content. Ye be warned.
( Chapter 5 )
- Location:flat
- Mood: crappy
- Music:Supermassive Blackhole
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